Your desk is a stale, stagnant, boring, and simply appalling place to be around. Your office co-workers purposely avoid walking by your desk in an attempt to escape the black hole of depressiveness that you broadcast from your area. The salami notes are a set of memo notes that look like little slices of salami, and once you start using them, your desk will be given a breath of fresh air and life will begin to flourish once again at your desk as co-workers begin to see that you have a personality, a bit of uniqueness, and a hint of what some might call a sense of humor.